Saturday, May 31, 2014

Cream of the Shady Crop

A portrait of the writer done by a coworker. Read more about it here.

A story of how I failed at adult life at the age of 25 and had to move in with my mother in Ohio.

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Drunk Ivan laying around on the grass, thinking about love and watching the moon. 

A full text of my bitter and snarky online dating profile. 


A love song tossed at me by a mystery lady patron at a Chinese Buffet. 

A rather sad post about pain. 

Excerpts from a few goofy exchanges I had with ladies online: Women's Studies and Ask Nature.

An email I wrote to a special lady. So special that she is the only human I ever felt truly connected to in my adult life (family and close friends included).

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Other notable posts:

A description of my depression and my personal philosophy for dealing with it. 

How I ran into a Korean pop star at a Walmart in Columbus, Ohio and bought him a cheap bottle of wine. 

My criticism of white men who unbutton the top of their shirts to look edgy. 

My friend Boris and I reporting that my neighbor could potentially be a serial killer to a suburban police department. 

This is actually what I consider to be one of my most well-written essays.

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In conclusion I will just list some other posts that I think may deserve your attention.

Life stories:  

For all my political opinions on every land from the motherland to Egypt and back to the good ol' US of A click here.

I wanted to include some other posts but reconsidered when I realized that I might give off an air of a megalomaniac who started a list of his favorite personal writing and ended up including almost everything he ever wrote. So I shall stop here. 

I want to sincerely thank you for visiting my blog and I hope you gain something by being here.

Thank you and best of luck with all your endeavors.

3 comments:

  1. Thanks, Ivan; I wish you success with your great thinking-man's blog, and would welcome your work anytime you wish to write for me again. Still a fan of your stuff; keep on keepin' on.

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    1. Thank you, Mark. I will definitely make another submission to your blog, it is a great opportunity. But I am waiting for inspiration to write a good post on Russian politics to strike again.

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