“Moldova is a country to watch next,” the Republican senator said Wednesday on Fox News’s “Happening Now.”
McCain, noting that Moldova is not a member of NATO, also said there are already Russian troops in an area of the country.
“There’s already this kind of demands for Russian help,” he added as well as “the kind of provocations that we saw in eastern Ukraine.”
Quickly everyone! You thought Crimea was bad now bust out that map of Eastern Europe and find Moldova on it. THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING! THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING! How many obscure regions that most Americans never heard of can the bear swallow before everyone realizes that the future of the free world is at stake!?!
Of fuck, its too late, the Moldovans already have a yellow bear on their flag, the Ruskies got there first (damn you Obama, why are you such a geopolitical pussy?)... no wait, I'm looking closer at it... IT'S A BULL! IT'S A BULL!
The Moldovans have some sort of a weird, New Age, severed bull's head on their flag.
Did they let an old gypsy fortuneteller from the Jersey shore design their flag?
Whatever, no judging.
Wow, and for a moment there I really thought we lost Moldova.