God's dark sense of humor is the best evidence for his existence.
Hell, if I go out this way, I am sure to take my directions from a critically acclaimed show. They don't tell you how to cut your wrists right on Two and a Half Men.
One problem though.
Its not HBO.
If it was... I would have to consider it.
As is, it is almost 4 am here in Ohio, I am out to take a shower.
Something tells me I'll make it back alive.