Monday, October 21, 2013
Books Worth Burning
Conversation with a coworker
6:00 PM Ivan:
Corey Feldman is coming up with an important autobiography called Coreyography
that would be better as a biopic honoring his fallen corey
this is the most important literary effort since Tori Spelling's book "Stori Telling" do you see how the title rhymes with her name?
i do not
YOU DON'T SEE THE RHYME! GO TO HELL, JOHN. What do you understand about literature anyway?
Tori Spelling = Stori Telling ! ! !
Honestly though how can any self-respecting person with above room-temperature IQ buy a book called "Stori Telling"?